Candidates for an expanded swear filter

[pistonbroke]

To lighten the mood on here a bit, anyone got any words or phrases that could be added to the eccentric swear filter that we occasionally fall foul of. I've got a couple that would raise a smile.
Stakeholder becomes Vampire Hunter
Reach Out becomes Reach Around (one for the pedants)

[redefined_cycles]

Can we do 'go nice places, do good things' for AK, Sonder and Alpkit?? Just thinking out loud...

Maybe we could call it 'it cracked' sorry... I know they're good people (Shirley)...

[ssnowman]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

[redefined_cycles]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Graham... you have to just guess through em

[ssnowman]

I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW

[Hamish]

I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW

I think STW needs to add car to their swear filter... and maybe also VAG AND Transporter....

[substandard]

Much be a pretty extensive list - my username is one!

[Lazarus]

substandard-on STW then

[ssnowman]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

[RIP]

ok here we go... of the moment, I feel....

campfire > mess ? (as in "we arrived at our bivvy spot and as always the first thing we did was make a huge....")

or maybe campfire > 'hot tub'?

[ScotRoutes]

Could we have r.i.g. removed?

[RIP]

ditch > luxury camping accommodation ?

bivvy bag > boil-in-a-bag?

[sean_iow]

Even though I've never had problem with mine, how about 'valve remover' for Lezyne

[RIP]

Could we have r.i.g. removed?

Which one, the bike+gear or the tarp?

Please please substitute 'running' with 'using' as well.

And it might be fun to switch:
have > of
were > where
than > then
(plenty of others)
to really annoy the grammar police like me .

Good game anyway!

[Charliecres]

In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ...

[RIP]

In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ...

No no, Charlie, not dangerous at all - brilliant idea . And up/down, right/left, in/out, shake-it-all-about, etc. Although it would make zero difference to my wanderings for example since everything seems to swap randomly all the time for me already .

[redefined_cycles]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

[ssnowman]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

That's ok Shaf

[MuddyPete]

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

Your internal swear filter, perhaps?

[MuddyPete]

"Platform" > "bicycle".

(That'll add some confusion to Reg's railway ramblings and bimblings ).

[Charliecres]

Just to be mischievous...

Tent = glamping folly

Gravel = aggregate

[RIP]

Gravel

Of course Gravel was one of the Slag brothers in 'Wacky Races'. The other guy was Rock. They drove the 'Bouldermobile' if you remember . Not sure if he invented a type of bike as well or not.

[Boab]

Found this thread from a few years back while looking for Stupidly Expensive Weird Euro Roadie Brand posts:
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9278

[substandard]

substandard-on STW then

Don’t really use STW much, username is fatbikeslim on there

[ssnowman]

feck
Piss
sub standard
shuffle