WTF!! Waste Product Analysis

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I overheard two typical Gym bro's talking today. They were discussing about whether to have their sh*t analysed to see what protein/carbs etc was in it so they could tune their diets more exactly.

We had something like this done twice a year for the dog to confirm that he never had any worms (www.wormcount.com), I just can't believe it's a real thing that normal people or anybody below olympic athletes do?? I really don't want to google "where can I get my sh*t analysed ?" as I'd hate to think what adverts I would start to get after that.

Oh and for the record, I certainly don't want to have it done myself!
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I recall a telly program some years ago where members of the general public had their diets / exercise habits changed, mostly (as you'd imagine) with positive effects. The 'expert' (Gillian someone?) had a good look at everyone's poo before starting and used it as a key tool to determine the effects peoples diets were having on their health / bodies.
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Gillian McKeith, ‘you are what you eat’
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The Zoe app is all about poo analysis and gut biome

Slightly more science than Gillian

Gym bro's probably up to the eyeballs in steroids and HGH anyway
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Well I got my bi-annual present from the NHs for a bit of that but they are looking for something a bit more serious than a duff diet.... (although one can beget the other of course!)
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I feel this could all too easily end up leading to the question of do you drink your own wee?
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riderdown wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 6:15 pm The Zoe app is all about poo analysis and gut biome
That can't be good for your phone. Unhygienic too? Or does it just work via augmented reality, like a tech version of the old ratemypoo.com?
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fatbikephil wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:41 pm Well I got my bi-annual present from the NHs for a bit of that but they are looking for something a bit more serious than a duff diet.... (although one can beget the other of course!)
Yeh I was quite a surprise to get that birthday present when I reached 50 :lol: All good so far though :-bd
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Bearbonesnorm wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:43 pm I feel this could all too easily end up leading to the question of do you drink your own wee?
Not intentionally.
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I'd be interested in this. It could be useful for fine-tuning the cake:pie ratio
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riderdown wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 6:15 pm The Zoe app is all about poo analysis and gut biome

Slightly more science than Gillian

Gym bro's probably up to the eyeballs in steroids and HGH anyway
I bet Michael Mosley been pitching that for t'hurd series :wink:
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