To lighten the mood on here a bit, anyone got any words or phrases that could be added to the eccentric swear filter that we occasionally fall foul of. I've got a couple that would raise a smile.
Stakeholder becomes Vampire Hunter
Reach Out becomes Reach Around (one for the pedants)

Can we do 'go nice places, do good things' for AK, Sonder and Alpkit?? Just thinking out loud...

Maybe we could call it 'it cracked' sorry... I know they're good people (Shirley)...

Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Graham... you have to just guess through em

I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:53 pm I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW

I think STW needs to add car to their swear filter... and maybe also VAG AND Transporter....

Much be a pretty extensive list - my username is one!

substandard-on STW then

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

ok here we go... of the moment, I feel....

campfire > mess ? (as in "we arrived at our bivvy spot and as always the first thing we did was make a huge....")

or maybe campfire > 'hot tub'?

Could we have r.i.g. removed?

ditch > luxury camping accommodation ?

bivvy bag > boil-in-a-bag?

Even though I've never had problem with mine, how about 'valve remover' for Lezyne

ScotRoutes wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 2:25 pm Could we have r.i.g. removed?

Which one, the bike+gear or the tarp?

Please please substitute 'running' with 'using' as well.

And it might be fun to switch:
have > of
were > where
than > then
(plenty of others)
to really annoy the grammar police like me .

Good game anyway!

In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ...

Charliecres wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 2:40 pm In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ...

No no, Charlie, not dangerous at all - brilliant idea . And up/down, right/left, in/out, shake-it-all-about, etc. Although it would make zero difference to my wanderings for example since everything seems to swap randomly all the time for me already .

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

That's ok Shaf

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm

redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm

ssnowman wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?

I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em

Thanks Raz!

I meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...

Your internal swear filter, perhaps?

"Platform" > "bicycle".

(That'll add some confusion to Reg's railway ramblings and bimblings ).

Just to be mischievous...

Tent = glamping folly

Gravel = aggregate

Charliecres wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 5:57 pm Gravel

Of course Gravel was one of the Slag brothers in 'Wacky Races'. The other guy was Rock. They drove the 'Bouldermobile' if you remember . Not sure if he invented a type of bike as well or not.

Found this thread from a few years back while looking for Stupidly Expensive Weird Euro Roadie Brand posts:
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9278

Lazarus wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 1:56 pm substandard-on STW then

Don’t really use STW much, username is fatbikeslim on there

feck
Piss
sub standard
shuffle