F... yes Ikea. F... yes

[TheBrownDog]

It's a pillow quilt wearable transformable sleeping bag cushion that is fashionable for the outdoors. It simply screams ME. And it's only £25. I think it will be compulsory kit for the forthcoming Chilterns Spring Thing, which is forthcoming.

More here: https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/fashion/a ... llow-quilt

[pistonbroke]

You know what day it is I assume

[PaulB2]

You know what day it is I assume

Note the date on the article is 29th March...

[TheBrownDog]

You know what day it is I assume

Yes mate, I clocked all that ... and it could be a preemptive Ikea April Fools strike. But I don't care. If it is, there are folks on here with sewing skills. And I want one.

[AndreR]

Looks like Darth Vader and a Telly Tubby's love child!

[RIP]

Looks like Darth Vader and a Telly Tubby's love child!

More Obi-Wanky-Nobby and TT's love child methinks (sorry Tim, it's lovely. Suit you down to the, er, ground mate )

[BigdummySteve]

Chilterns Spring Thing, which is forthcoming.

Ooh I’m up for that, now I’m rocking my ultra light rack I can attend with excessive amounts of food, cooking equipment and beer in true Chilterns style, I might just be able to cobble together a shelter as well

[Charliecres]

Accessorise with a titanium sickle and a small bunch of hemlock. Head for Salisbury Plain.

[jameso]

Is that the guy/gear that was on the cover of Sidetracked recently? Or is it Bill Bailey?

[RIP]

Chilterns Spring Thing, which is forthcoming.

Ooh I’m up for that, now I’m rocking my ultra light rack I can attend with excessive amounts of food, cooking equipment and beer in true Chilterns style, I might just be able to cobble together a shelter as well

So any dates and figs for this Thing matey?

Of course a good centre would be Tring, then it could be the 'King Spring Tring Fling Ying Thing.

[BigdummySteve]

I think Tim is yer man with the plan, I might give you a shout before then, my veloviewer exploration is within 6 miles of LB, by the way what the hell us the mud made of there? I was out around Winslow and literally it stopped my front wheel from turning.

[RIP]

I think Tim is yer man with the plan, I might give you a shout before then, my veloviewer exploration is within 6 miles of LB, by the way what the hell us the mud made of there? I was out around Winslow and literally it stopped my front wheel from turning.

Yep. Did you not read Instalment 3 of Pete and Reg's State Of The Nation Tour? It's Gloop City round there HOTT.

[TheBrownDog]

Chilterns Spring Thing, which is forthcoming.

Ooh I’m up for that, now I’m rocking my ultra light rack I can attend with excessive amounts of food, cooking equipment and beer in true Chilterns style, I might just be able to cobble together a shelter as well

So any dates and figs for this Thing matey?

Of course a good centre would be Tring, then it could be the 'King Spring Tring Fling Ying Thing.

Reg I seem to have lost yer phone number in The Great All My Contacts Got Deleted When My Son Gave Me His Old Phone And I Messed Up Somehow When I Did The Data Transfer Tragedy of 2020 .... check your email fella.

[RIP]

Chilterns Spring Thing, which is forthcoming.

Ooh I’m up for that, now I’m rocking my ultra light rack I can attend with excessive amounts of food, cooking equipment and beer in true Chilterns style, I might just be able to cobble together a shelter as well

So any dates and figs for this Thing matey?

Of course a good centre would be Tring, then it could be the 'King Spring Tring Fling Ying Thing.

Reg I seem to have lost yer phone number in The Great All My Contacts Got Deleted When My Son Gave Me His Old Phone And I Messed Up Somehow When I Did The Data Transfer Tragedy of 2020 .... check your email fella.

Will do.

Thinking further on the title, if HOTT rides his flash animal, and if anybody stupidly lets me have route input meaning we go round in a circle (or circles rather), then it could be the Chilterns 'cking Spring Tring Ring Bling Ying Fling Thing.