Tumbler of tawny port 10yr old..

I think the bottle of pink gin I got for my birthday was meant for my missus.
From my folks, dementia indicator about the oldies, or paranoia indicator on my part?

Guiness West Indies Porter. 6%

You only need one to feel the benefit.

Currently £7 for 4 at Co-Op

I'm resting up at the moment. Which is handy because there's an hour's wait for free beer!!!!!!!! And I don't even like lager. But I do like free.

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Landslide wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 10:44 pm

BAMBOOM?

Bivi A Month Brotherhood* Overcomes Outdoors Melancholy?

Truly a tipple for our times


*other genderhoods are available


But: what's with the sprouts, though?

BaM-Boom - excellent.

I'm resting up at the moment. Which is handy because there's an hour's wait for free beer!!!!!!!! And I don't even like lager. But I do like free.
https://brewdog.queue-it.net/?c=brewdog ... lare-1.2.0

Finally in! Purchase successful.

"This is a planet-first recipe - brewed with surplus bread, using 1/3 less water, powered by BrewDog wind turbines and for every pack, we plant a tree in the BrewDog LOST forest. A mind-blowingly delicious, crisp taste with stone-fruit notes, this is lager like it should be, with an extra dose of feel good"

Very worthy. I feel all warm inside. Albeit bloody freezing outside. On with the ride.

MuddyPete wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:55 pm But: what's with the sprouts, though?

They're hops!

Bloody dry January:
Tea.

Landslide wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:41 pm

MuddyPete wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:55 pm But: what's with the sprouts, though?

They're hops!

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And now I have a slight bit of taste coming back after the “Rona” I have gone back to this slightly fruity lager

A short measure of instant coffee.

A Bramble, the first drink of the year

A blackberry mule, so named because it’s fruity but has a kick like the proverbial one

A nice west coast IPA: something orange and bitter seemed appropriate for tonight

Since making this joke I've seen that Nigella Lawson essentially made the same joke. Not sure what that says about me (or NIgella) but I'm not suggesting she copied me, and I certainly didn't copy her.

Thornbridge's Florida Weisse, a 'hazy raspberry sour' which looks like a glass of red diesel with a head

It's refreshing sour which I like, luckily.

Perlenbacher Pils, presented with 1m2 can whengot back from late shift.
Hmmm, a bit like slopey second, 2nd in Bath tub.
Every lidl helps...

A rum runner with two cherries and a cocktail umbrella. Fruity and refreshing. Oh and very alcoholic

I'm not drinking it now but I did drink it when it was brewed 30 years ago. Mate of mine won the new beer name competition at Banks & Taylors. He called it 2XS.

2XS.... "What are you drinking then?"... 2XS.... yeh? ... "ohh please yourselves" .

RIP wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:00 pm I'm not drinking it now but I did drink it when it was brewed 30 years ago. Mate of mine won the new beer name competition at Banks & Taylors. He called it 2XS.

2XS.... "What are you drinking then?"... 2XS.... yeh? ... "ohh please yourselves" .

Haha,
I finishing Luke warm coffee in thermo cup, bodem a good one, as i drive home...

You got the coffee.. so what's Luke ended up with then? Cold tea (*) with the short straw?

(*) Well that was good enough for my mining ancestors so why not eh?

RIP wrote: ↑Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:14 am You got the coffee.. so what's Luke ended up with then? Cold tea (*) with the short straw?

(*) Well that was good enough for my mining ancestors so why not eh?

Poor lads, not getting a 'luke' in.

Very good!

It's the Yorkshire accent that really makes that one work as well. Hmm. Or Lancastrian? Oh lordy, deep water.

Yes, Lancastrian. So my comment doesn't work after all, apologies 'Burner .

Oh gawd, might even be Cheshire.

Very deep water.

Goes off to ring my mate Mel in Diggle to check the situation. Or bizarrely our very own Chew (Reservoir)! Or even Mr Bowerclough.. aka Brian Wilde-rness.. only that beautiful OS map can help us now....

RIP wrote: ↑Sat Jan 30, 2021 12:39 am Very good!

It's the Yorkshire accent that really makes that one work as well. Hmm. Or Lancastrian? Oh lordy, deep water.

Yes, Lancastrian. So the comment doesn't work after all, sorry Burner .

Oh gawd, might even be Cheshire.


Very deep water.

Goes off to ring mate in Diggle. Or bizarrely our very own Chew (reservoir)! Or even Mr Bowerclough.. aka Brian Wilde-rness.. only that OS map can help us....

Well I tried, it worked in Tod'm'den...
I'll get ma hat n coat, see' thee

thenorthwind wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:10 pm A nice west coast IPA: something orange and bitter seemed appropriate for tonight

Since making this joke I've seen that Nigella Lawson essentially made the same joke. Not sure what that says about me (or NIgella) but I'm not suggesting she copied me, and I certainly didn't copy her.

Bitter orange tart!
Donny or nigella must have had their hair done wrong..

ledburner wrote: ↑ nigella must have had.... hair done wrong..

Stuck her head in a meecro-wah-vay instead of her hairdryer by mistake, with predictable results...

Nigella recipe was a pure coincident on Biden inauguration....