I've never won a raffle price in all the years I've been going the the WRT

Me neither. It's a bugger innit.

Fer gawd's sake someone take along some prezzies for Stu and John or this'll be going on for the whole weekend - I dunno, a bell or a cheapo bike light or summat. Anything!

The only prize I've ever won was a pair of gold (yeah right) cufflinks when I was ten years old and wandered into a bingo hall on Shanklin pier by mistake on holiday. And even that was because all the ancient grannies were only in there for a snooze. Come to think of it I've still got them somewhere.

The grannies?

I've only won something due to 10 years long service.

Actually, it's no surprise that I've never won owt because my name's not in the bag but now I wondering ....... is John's

You could do a 'WRT raffle prize winner' badge to mark out those blessed people