What time is kick off?
Read your bloody email!
Here's a little break down for the hard of thinking
Turn up sometime on Sat morning, let's say between 9.00 and 12.00. Park up and go to the tipi, sign on and collect your T shirt.
Flatfishy will be conducting the WRT 'weigh in'. If you'd like to see just how much your bike / kit weighs then pop over to his magic gazebo AFTER you've signed on and with ALL your stuff, rucksacks, bum bags, etc. At the same venue or nearby, Chew will be fleecing people for a quid. In return he'll give you a ticket which has a weight on. If your ticket matches either the weight of the lightest or heaviest bike you win a prize ... SO BRING A POUND COIN please
Fanny around, talk to people and worry about ... your stuff, the weather, your food, the weather, your bike and the weather ... until
Sometime around 12.30 outside the tipi, a bloke who may or maynot be wearing a hat in the shape of a bear will start to draw the raffle (for all those who bought tickets). Once that's over with Flatfishy will announce the results from the 'weigh in' and asign prizes to the unlucky/lucky winners.
Last but certainly not least, Nick (or Kenny) from AlpKit will announce who has the best crayoning / cutting out skills and award that person their very own custom frame bag! It may be fun to watch this lucky individual desperately try to strip and re-pack their entire bike in the 10 minutes left before the 'off'.
If anyone's still awake by this point, the bloke in the bear hat may possibly mumble a few words that you won't be able to hear (or if you can hear them you certainly won't understand them) and that'll be it ... off you go