Ford Fiesta - a poem

[Ian]

Yes, a poem!

http://ianbarrington.com/2015/01/17/a-p ... -of-fords/

Enjoy

[Taylor]

Do your talents know no bounds?

[Wotsits]

Johns not going to be happy that he didn't get a mention either

[Bearbonesnorm]

Very good, although I was hoping for a reference to a boy stood on a burning deck who may have been eating scallops

[Ian]

Johns not going to be happy that he didn't get a mention either

Couldn't find anything to rhyme with climber...

Very good, although I was hoping for a reference to a boy stood on a burning deck who may have been eating scallops

Boy stood on a burning deck, eyes as black as charcoal.
Put his head between his legs and whistled up his....

[Taylor]

Old timer
John Climber?

[paramart]

[Ian]

Johns not going to be happy that he didn't get a mention either

He might not be happy with this either, but here goes:

I rolled out from the bothy with Johnclimber in tow
How quick would he be? I really didn't know.
Up the first climb we started to get talking,
But it was too much for John, so we resorted to walking.
Eventually we came to where we went separate ways;
So I left him at the side of the road in a daze.

Do your talents know no bounds?

Not sure, I haven't tried everything yet

[Mike]

Very well put pal. enjoyed that makes a change from the normal writeup

[adjustablewench]

Alas when John ventured from his bed to the bogs*,
It became apparent to all he'd remembered his clogs

* artistic license - as I'm not sure one composting toilet counts as 'bogs'

[Wotsits]

He might not be happy with this either, but here goes:

I rolled out from the bothy with Johnclimber in tow
How quick would he be? I really didn't know.
Up the first climb we started to get talking,
But it was too much for John, so we resorted to walking.
Eventually we came to where we went separate ways;
So I left him at the side of the road in a daze.

Alas when John ventured from his bed to the bogs*,
It became apparent to all he'd remembered his clogs

* artistic license - as I'm not sure one composting toilet counts as 'bogs'

Brilliant!!
Now has anybody got a guitar & we can put it to music

[JohnClimber]

Johns not going to be happy that he didn't get a mention either

He might not be happy with this either, but here goes:

I rolled out from the bothy with Johnclimber in tow
How quick would he be? I really didn't know.
Up the first climb we started to get talking,
But it was too much for John, so we resorted to walking.
Eventually we came to where we went separate ways;
So I left him at the side of the road in a daze.

Do your talents know no bounds?

Not sure, I haven't tried everything yet

Only just seen this thread

I can live with that

[Ian]

and there was me thinking I'd offended you or summat

[Taylor]

and there was me thinking I'd offended you or summat

You'll have to try harder.

[Ian]

and there was me thinking I'd offended you or summat

You'll have to try harder.

Clearly

[Dave Barter]

Brilliant!!
Now has anybody got a guitar & we can put it to music

Will 10 minutes and a copy of Garageband suffice?

https://soundcloud.com/citizenfish/fiesta

[Wotsits]

Will 10 minutes and a copy of Garageband suffice?

https://soundcloud.com/citizenfish/fiesta

Dave whatever you've been smoking tonight you need to bring some of it to the next bothy trip

[Ian]

I'm lost for words