We should have a competition

. Frog would win by a mile, and I'm not far behind.
Last weekend I mislaid my credit card, some pills and a rail ticket. The card and ticket eventually reappeared. Frog mislaid a key and his meds and maybe spmething else. And sat on his glasses because he'd forgotten where they were. Remember that on one of our trips Lu lost his
whole car. That must be the winner surely. Found it three hours later.
In my 20s I lost a yearly train season ticket to London - lot of money. They gave me a free replacement. Lost that. Just about to pay for a third one when someone handed the first one in to my friend in the ticket office. Never saw the second one again.
To add to all those, both myself and Lu have lost our, er, marbles.
I think our brains must be on a higher plane of consciousness, where 'stuff' just doesn't feature.
My lad bought me a 'Tile' tracker gizmo for my birthday, to attach to my phone. I've also got the 'Life360' app on my phone so my missis can track me from her phone.
Problem is, when I lose my phone how do I call my missus to ask her to look on Life360 to tell me where my phone is? And/or how do I use the lost phone to use the Tile tracker app to tell me where the phone is? Catch 22.
So I attached the Tile to my credit card card instead, the one I mislaid last weekend. The phone app showed my card as being at Llanbrynmair. It was actually in my seatpack behind me all the time with my sleeping bag so no signal escaped.... Found it next night of course.
Sigh.