OT: He's not the Messiah ....
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- TheBrownDog
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OT: He's not the Messiah ....
... but he does have the Jesus fish on a finger nail.
So, like, a real thing, this appeared on my finger nail on Thursday and today is gone. It was under the nail - couldn't scrub it off.
My google fu is not strong, so I can't find anything online to explain it.
Thus, obviously, I have decided it's a divine intervention. You may worship, if you wish.
Nah but yeah but nah .. anyone WTF it is?
So, like, a real thing, this appeared on my finger nail on Thursday and today is gone. It was under the nail - couldn't scrub it off.
My google fu is not strong, so I can't find anything online to explain it.
Thus, obviously, I have decided it's a divine intervention. You may worship, if you wish.
Nah but yeah but nah .. anyone WTF it is?
I'm just going outside ...
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Under the nail you say?
Probably some kind of hideous parasitic worm. There’s loads of em in the Chilterns on account of it being practically the third world. My guess is that it’s lodged in your lungs or chowing down on your liver right now
Probably some kind of hideous parasitic worm. There’s loads of em in the Chilterns on account of it being practically the third world. My guess is that it’s lodged in your lungs or chowing down on your liver right now
If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Mischievous person with a felt tip pen whilst you were asleep?
Phone the council they will help.
PS if you are the messiah can we all be your disciples?
Phone the council they will help.
PS if you are the messiah can we all be your disciples?
Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Looks like a fish finger to me, wap it between a couple of slices of bread with your sauce of choice....
We go out into the hills to lose ourselves, not to get lost. You are only lost if you need to be somewhere else and if you really need to be somewhere else then you're probably in the wrong place to begin with.
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Looks a lot like black pen to me
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Some kind of mind control worm, like in The Wrath Of Khan.
Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
It's an alien parasite that enters the body from under your finger nail. From the time it disappears you have approximately 36 hours to live. Best get your last bivi in I'd say.
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Well, thanks for the input. Surely one of you is an expert in this sorta stuff. No?
I actually rang my daughter at school to accuse her of messing with my head. She does that, mostly jumping out behind me to make me squeal in fright. She thinks its funny to scare her jumpy dad. Anyway she took the 5th and pointed out she was not in house when the thing appeared.
It really was under the nail. I hit it with a file and it made no difference.
So, again, unless anyone has a scientific explanation, I will be hitting up the Pope to agree it is a genuine miracle and tick off the first stage of my beatification. For my next miracle, I will get my OO Fatty's tyres up tubeless again as part of the rebuild.
I actually rang my daughter at school to accuse her of messing with my head. She does that, mostly jumping out behind me to make me squeal in fright. She thinks its funny to scare her jumpy dad. Anyway she took the 5th and pointed out she was not in house when the thing appeared.
It really was under the nail. I hit it with a file and it made no difference.
So, again, unless anyone has a scientific explanation, I will be hitting up the Pope to agree it is a genuine miracle and tick off the first stage of my beatification. For my next miracle, I will get my OO Fatty's tyres up tubeless again as part of the rebuild.
I'm just going outside ...
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Re: OT: He's not the Messiah ....
Oh tell us how shall we **** off!