1) Ride at least 7 of your grid reference (GR) points (or 5 if thats all you've been given).
2) Cook it and have a proper meal at the highest GR, cooked up there off course and obviously leave no trace (if you're confused as to what's a substantial meal is then please PM Gordon or Oliver)... For the purposes of this article, 'scotch egg is not'
4) Take a few pics to report back and add a few blurbs of how it all went down if you wanted.
3) Don't post any nude pics or anything showing off your pint (of potentially intoxicating substance ).
...... Then win a jar of raw unfiltered mountain honey. In the interests of KISS (and to save voting for Biden over Trump... what a lovely choice) I'll follow a complicated algorithm in my head (oooohs and aaars and aaarghs in response to your post will be considered) and decide the winner.
Winner gets a jar of honey. Erm, I already said that... Size of jar TBC.
Hope I didn't offend anyone
Just an update to this... after catching up via Al Jazeera and the world/local situation, I think it'd be better not to run this comp from my POV
All is not lost though. I'm making it planA 'virtual'.
PlanB is as Jon suggested:So to win the jar of 'Poos' finest all you need to do is report how you had planned to win the competition. Keeping it virtual and in your head. Then we can somehow decide the winner obviously follow the rules above and as much virtual detail as poss...
this could be an idea for Saturday or Sunday this weekend.
Simply head to the highest GR or a high point near to your home, do your mealthan post up a picture on here