Currently in the Prince of Wales, Princetown.....can’t say much about the ride I.....I.......just don’t have the words.

At least it will stop the nightmares about the winter event

"just don’t have the words" - come on man, this is BBB, no superlative is too excessive, be creative .

"at least it will stop the nightmares about the winter event" - nope.

"Currently in the Prince of Wales, Princetown" - lucky you . Hope that's dulling the pain!

Chris, you know how you like a Ford? Well today I’ve ridden a 6 mile wide ford up above the bottom bracket and flowing fast, it’s called the two moors way apparently. Additional fun by way of winds gusting to 71mph according to the forecast, I’ve seen an uphill waterfall as well

Absolutely top effort, chap. Another bout of barking lunacy chalked up. >doffs buff<