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Candidates for an expanded swear filter
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Re: Candidates for an expanded swear filter
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Now you're just lowering the tone of the place .
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The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
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If that's possible . Which it isn't.
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The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
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The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
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Trail centre-play park
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Endurobro -> pyjama party people
Kneepads -> volley ball
Slack -> lumber jack
Kneepads -> volley ball
Slack -> lumber jack
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One of my personal favourites is 'Taylor'.
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Lol... today I called my sister by my daughters name (or visa versa). It's rubbish. Some people smoke loads of weed to get to this stage in lifeMuddyPete wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 3:38 pmYour internal swear filter, perhaps?redefined_cycles wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pmI meant Graham sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...
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Their and they’re should be corrected to there
And the same with pedal - correct it to peddle
This would mess with some brains (including mine)
And the same with pedal - correct it to peddle
This would mess with some brains (including mine)
Re: Candidates for an expanded swear filter
I think you may have misheard ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche .Verena wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
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how about calling it a
Flaming Nuiscence, which it is?
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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Warning - may contain value odded typos & ither mythspellings..
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Holy Thread Resurrection, Batman! Good one. Reminds me to resurrect one of my old ones on this theme too.K1100T wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 6:09 pm Found this thread from a few years back while looking for Stupidly Expensive Weird Euro Roadie Brand posts:
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9278
But before I do:
dialled > acceptable
Actually I searched for "dialled" on the forum and unbelievably it came up with ZERO occurrences! I was very impressed that none of us have used that one. However I then searched for "dialed" and got loads. Ohhhhhh dear. It's the U.S. spelling!! Well that's far worse obviously, so we need:
dialed > dialled
Anyway, thread resurrection. Here it is from a couple of years ago:
https://bearbonesbikepacking.co.u ... p?t=14361 . Loads of contributions needing substitutions!
I'll re-quote my initial post if I may. Curiously none of my quoted words are swear-filtered out even now! ........
"I appear to have found myself in the position where I have to ride at what I believe is called a "trail centre" on Wednesday. All most unfortunate but it can't be helped. I expect I'm probably capable of propelling a velocipedal conveyance around this "trail centre" - after all, I presume it's just some land that goes up and down and around corners in different places - but what's concerning me at the moment is that I've been told that I need to make additions to my vocabulary before I can vouchsafe entrance to the aforementioned establishment. I haven't been able to find any correspondence courses, or video training sessions, about it so far, but the gentleman that I briefly spoke to about it gave me a few clues. I'm not sure I'm any the wiser though. He mentioned:
"dialled" - I imagine that I have to telephone the "trail centre" beforehand to book a place?
"run" - the man asked me what I was "running". I gave him a funny look because I'm hardly likely to jog round the site if I'm lucky enough to have access to a bloody bicycle am I?
"sending" - hmm, not sure about this either. If I've dialled them, why would I also send them something? Anyway, it's not clear what I send, whence, or to whom.
"stoked" - this rather interested me. My bicycles are quite old-fashioned but it appears that some participants have steam-powered ones! Would love to see one.
"shred" - sounds a bit like shrek to me. Maybe it's a "monster" route?
"gnar" - I have absolutely no idea what that's all about. Other than it is "rang" backwards, so maybe it's something to do with that "dialling" business?
I've only got 48 hours before I visit the place, so all help gratefully received - any other words or even whole sentences that I could practice would be much appreciated.
Thanks in advance,
Reginald Iolanthe Perrin"
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The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
Re: Candidates for an expanded swear filter
maybe we need a spell check too??MuddyPete wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:55 pmI think you may have misheard ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche .Verena wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
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May I have the opportunity to offer "sphericals"Verena wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 6:57 ammaybe we need a spell check too??MuddyPete wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:55 pmI think you may have misheard ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche .Verena wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
as opposed the crude profanities used above; I will henceforth referred them as the ' B words'.
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
Warning - may contain value odded typos & ither mythspellings..
Warning - may contain value odded typos & ither mythspellings..
Re: Candidates for an expanded swear filter
I quite like the idea of leaving the decisions on swear filters to Stu so that it causes maximum confusion and amusement. It'd be entertaining if he changed them round or added new ones without telling us every so often to keep us on out toes and make sure that the forum cognoscenti were caught out as well as new members.
I've found myself using the substitute words in place of the originals in every day conversation as well which leads to some puzzled looks from people I'm talking to but amuses me no end.
I've found myself using the substitute words in place of the originals in every day conversation as well which leads to some puzzled looks from people I'm talking to but amuses me no end.