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ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:51 pm feck
Piss
sub standard
shuffle
Just trying a few out :grin:
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ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:52 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:51 pm feck
Piss
sub standard
shuffle
Just trying a few out :grin:
Now you're just lowering the tone of the place :grin: .
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RIP wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:54 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:52 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:51 pm feck
Piss
sub standard
shuffle
Just trying a few out :grin:
Now you're just lowering the tone of the place :grin: .
If that's possible :wink: . Which it isn't.
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Trail centre-play park
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Endurobro -> pyjama party people
Kneepads -> volley ball
Slack -> lumber jack
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HT550 -> pony ride
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One of my personal favourites is 'Taylor'.
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MuddyPete wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 3:38 pm
redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm
redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em :smile:
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I meant Graham :o sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...
Your internal swear filter, perhaps? :lol:
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Easy list here for reference :lol:
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
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Their and they’re should be corrected to there

And the same with pedal - correct it to peddle

This would mess with some brains (including mine)
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Verena wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference :lol:
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
I think you may have misheard :lol: ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche :shock: .
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slarge wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:23 pm Their and they’re should be corrected to there
The correct spelling is theiyr're
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RIP wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:24 pm ok here we go... of the moment, I feel....

campfire > mess ? (as in "we arrived at our bivvy spot and as always the first thing we did was make a huge....")

or maybe campfire > 'hot tub'?
how about calling it a
Flaming Nuiscence, which it is?
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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K1100T wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 6:09 pm Found this thread from a few years back while looking for Stupidly Expensive Weird Euro Roadie Brand posts:
viewtopic.php?f=7&t=9278
Holy Thread Resurrection, Batman! Good one. Reminds me to resurrect one of my old ones on this theme too.

But before I do:
dialled > acceptable

Actually I searched for "dialled" on the forum and unbelievably it came up with ZERO occurrences! I was very impressed that none of us have used that one. However I then searched for "dialed" and got loads. Ohhhhhh dear. It's the U.S. spelling!! Well that's far worse obviously, so we need:
dialed > dialled

Anyway, thread resurrection. Here it is from a couple of years ago:
https://bearbonesbikepacking.co.u ... p?t=14361 . Loads of contributions needing substitutions!

I'll re-quote my initial post if I may. Curiously none of my quoted words are swear-filtered out even now! ........

"I appear to have found myself in the position where I have to ride at what I believe is called a "trail centre" on Wednesday. All most unfortunate but it can't be helped. I expect I'm probably capable of propelling a velocipedal conveyance around this "trail centre" - after all, I presume it's just some land that goes up and down and around corners in different places - but what's concerning me at the moment is that I've been told that I need to make additions to my vocabulary before I can vouchsafe entrance to the aforementioned establishment. I haven't been able to find any correspondence courses, or video training sessions, about it so far, but the gentleman that I briefly spoke to about it gave me a few clues. I'm not sure I'm any the wiser though. He mentioned:

"dialled" - I imagine that I have to telephone the "trail centre" beforehand to book a place?
"run" - the man asked me what I was "running". I gave him a funny look because I'm hardly likely to jog round the site if I'm lucky enough to have access to a bloody bicycle am I?
"sending" - hmm, not sure about this either. If I've dialled them, why would I also send them something? Anyway, it's not clear what I send, whence, or to whom.
"stoked" - this rather interested me. My bicycles are quite old-fashioned but it appears that some participants have steam-powered ones! Would love to see one.
"shred" - sounds a bit like shrek to me. Maybe it's a "monster" route?
"gnar" - I have absolutely no idea what that's all about. Other than it is "rang" backwards, so maybe it's something to do with that "dialling" business?

I've only got 48 hours before I visit the place, so all help gratefully received - any other words or even whole sentences that I could practice would be much appreciated.

Thanks in advance,
Reginald Iolanthe Perrin"
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MuddyPete wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:55 pm
Verena wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference :lol:
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
I think you may have misheard :lol: ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche :shock: .
:lol: maybe we need a spell check too??
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Verena wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 6:57 am
MuddyPete wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:55 pm
Verena wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 10:13 pm Easy list here for reference :lol:
"Get her hairy b0llocks out of my face"
https://youtu.be/ogrfAgbIfFo
I think you may have misheard :lol: ... or are, perhaps, thinking of something rather more niche :shock: .
:lol: maybe we need a spell check too??
May I have the opportunity to offer "sphericals"
as opposed the crude profanities used above; I will henceforth referred them as the ' B words'.
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
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I quite like the idea of leaving the decisions on swear filters to Stu so that it causes maximum confusion and amusement. It'd be entertaining if he changed them round or added new ones without telling us every so often to keep us on out toes and make sure that the forum cognoscenti were caught out as well as new members.
I've found myself using the substitute words in place of the originals in every day conversation as well which leads to some puzzled looks from people I'm talking to but amuses me no end. :lol:
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