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Candidates for an expanded swear filter

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To lighten the mood on here a bit, anyone got any words or phrases that could be added to the eccentric swear filter that we occasionally fall foul of. I've got a couple that would raise a smile.
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Can we do 'go nice places, do good things' for AK, Sonder and Alpkit?? Just thinking out loud...

Maybe we could call it 'it cracked' :lol: sorry... I know they're good people (Shirley)...
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Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
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ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Graham... you have to just guess through em :smile:
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I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW
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ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:53 pm I remember football was a swear filter word years ago on STW
I think STW needs to add car to their swear filter... and maybe also VAG AND Transporter....
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Much be a pretty extensive list - my username is one!
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substandard-on STW then
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redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em :smile:
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ok here we go... of the moment, I feel....

campfire > mess ? (as in "we arrived at our bivvy spot and as always the first thing we did was make a huge....")

or maybe campfire > 'hot tub'?
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Could we have r.i.g. removed?
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ditch > luxury camping accommodation ?

bivvy bag > boil-in-a-bag?
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Even though I've never had problem with mine, how about 'valve remover' for Lezyne :lol:
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ScotRoutes wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:25 pm Could we have r.i.g. removed?
Which one, the bike+gear or the tarp? :smile:

Please please substitute 'running' with 'using' as well.

And it might be fun to switch:
have > of
were > where
than > then
(plenty of others)
to really annoy the grammar police like me :smile: .

Good game anyway!
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In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ... :wink:
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Charliecres wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:40 pm In the spirit of fostering adventure I’d vote for a rule that’s toggled on and off randomly and swaps East for West and North for South.

Highly dangerous? Possibly ... :wink:
No no, Charlie, not dangerous at all - brilliant idea :-bd . And up/down, right/left, in/out, shake-it-all-about, etc. Although it would make zero difference to my wanderings for example since everything seems to swap randomly all the time for me already :???: .
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ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm
redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em :smile:
Thanks Raz!
I meant Graham :o sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...
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redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm
redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em :smile:
Thanks Raz!
I meant Graham :o sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...
That's ok Shaf :lol: :lol:
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redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 3:29 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm
redefined_cycles wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:50 pm
ssnowman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:48 pm Can we have a full list of existing swear filter words?
I don't think Stu discloses them Simon... you have to just guess through em :smile:
Thanks Raz!
I meant Graham :o sorry... let me fix that for you. Dunno why Graham translated as Simon in my head...
Your internal swear filter, perhaps? :lol:
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"Platform" > "bicycle".

(That'll add some confusion to Reg's railway ramblings and bimblings :wink: ).
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Just to be mischievous...

Tent = glamping folly

Gravel = aggregate
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Charliecres wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 5:57 pm Gravel
Of course Gravel was one of the Slag brothers in 'Wacky Races'. The other guy was Rock. They drove the 'Bouldermobile' if you remember :wink: . Not sure if he invented a type of bike as well or not.
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Found this thread from a few years back while looking for Stupidly Expensive Weird Euro Roadie Brand posts:
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Lazarus wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:56 pm substandard-on STW then
Don’t really use STW much, username is fatbikeslim on there
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