"local"? Ask Boris :-)

[Bearbonesnorm]

Is that ^ Reg? Or maybe Mike, he's keen on shedding his kit outside

[middleagedmadness]

Is that ^ Reg? Or maybe Mike, he's keen on shedding his kit outside

Must be Reg , Mike likes to keep his sports bra on

[RIP]

Eh? That's me on the right hand side there.

[PaulB2]

Eh? That's me on the right hand side there.

Growing your lockdown hair out?

[RIP]

Wig...

[MuddyPete]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

[jameso]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

44 miles, no? Or have I missed the devious trick in your plan..

[pistonbroke]

Wig...

I think you'll find it's spelled Whig

[voodoo_simon]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

44 miles, no? Or have I missed the devious trick in your plan..

Got to ride out to the circle and back?

[MuddyPete]

Yup

[Cheeky Monkey]

Bracelets, that's the answer. Like the ones worn in Transporter 3. As modelled here by Natalya Rudakova

A friend has been travelling to HK for work and their 14 day quarantine from arrival is "enforced" by a geo fence and GPS tracker, iirc.

[RIP]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

44 miles, no? Or have I missed the devious trick in your plan..

Very clever idea of Pete's . But yep, as Pete says, got to get yourself to the circumference and back .

I'm working on a modified version which involves less mileage but is equally bonkers .Just spent two hours making some calculations but I think I've got something....

[redefined_cycles]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

44 miles, no? Or have I missed the devious trick in your plan..

I got 75 in real terms (after accounting for the ride out and back and the undulations of the roads/connections)...

[jameso]

If we're following our "glorious" leader's example, travelling no more than 7 miles from home....a circular route allows 58 miles of riding .

Could be worse...

44 miles, no? Or have I missed the devious trick in your plan..

Got to ride out to the circle and back?

Oh yes, of course
I should have thought about that a bit longer or grabbed a pen and paper..

[Verena]

if they think a puncture is a ride ending event

[RIP]

CUK, BC, & BT try to get some clarity....

https://www.cyclinguk.org/article/cycli ... cise-rules

[PaulB2]

If I was wearing my cynical hat, I’d ponder on the fact that by deliberately ensuring that the guidance is vague you can convince the majority of people to blame individual members of the public rather than the government for the current transmission rates

[psling]

If I was wearing my cynical hat, I’d ponder on the fact that by deliberately ensuring that the guidance is vague you can convince the majority of people to blame individual members of the public rather than the government for the current transmission rates

As with a lot of things, the majority of people (and that probably includes most of 'us') will know that it's always someone else's fault....

[Bearbonesnorm]

As with a lot of things, the majority of people (and that probably includes most of 'us') will know that it's always someone else's fault....

Nope, I've lived with Dee long enough to know, it's always my fault ... whatever it is.

[psling]

As with a lot of things, the majority of people (and that probably includes most of 'us') will know that it's always someone else's fault....

Nope, I've lived with Dee long enough to know, it's always my fault ... whatever it is.

but then we've suspected for a long time that you're not "the majority of people"