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Like using the word Gravelw@nker? I quite agree.
I suppose it all depends on your character. I sent out loads of stickers to people to adorn their gravel bikes with and not a single person (stickers or not) complained or said they felt offended, ridiculed or threatened to sue. A little poking fun at one's self never does any harm. Much of society appears to be taking itself more seriously with each day and I wonder whether it's (a) healthy and (b) any benefit to anyone*.


*I'm sure there was a degree of irony in Colin's quote. :wink:
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What's the problem here? Isn't it just varying degrees of piss-taking?
As someone who rides all sorts of bikes, with all sorts of folk, it's tiring to read the same old jibes rolled out about cycling folks, purely down to what they ride or wear. Sometimes it's those who wear a bit more PPE and prefer riding downhill, thereby having a bike that's often too heavy to be a pleasure to ride uphill. Sometimes it's people on road bikes in lycra that are either too fast (clearly obsessive) or too slow to be wearing lycra and riding a race bike. More often recently, it's people riding gravel bikes who, being a couple of decades younger than most on here (me included) are more attuned to what's fashionable. They're still enjoying riding bikes and probably doing no-one any harm. Of all the events I've enjoyed recently, the friendliest, most inclusive bunch of folks have been at Grinduro - surely the premiere event for gravelw@nkers worldwide? They're invariably a really friendly, interesting bunch, even the ones who are seriously handy on a bike.

It's not a problem as such, but could very well give the wrong impression of this place. It's just worth keeping in balance.

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I don't actually get the braces reference, that wasn't really what I was commenting on... I might have answered "Voile straps?" :grin:
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It's not a problem as such, but could very well give the wrong impression of this place. It's just worth keeping in balance.
Absolutely, I'm fairly sure most of us have more than one type of bike and many will choose to wear different atire depending on their bike choice for any given day. My experience is that bikepackers whether they frequent this place or not are open and welcoming and usually have no regard for what bike someone rides or what kit they have but that message can easily be lost across the internet especially on those of a serious character. Perhaps it's time for stickers which are less self-deprecating. :wink:
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K1100T wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:01 pm I quite like the look of these Polaris ones, apart from the length...

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<cough> I have a set never worn. Every now and then I look at them and think "why the feck did I buy those, what was I thinking?"
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I just realised I do have some Shimano winter cycling trousers that have braces. Very rarely worn. If I wear them with a plaid shirt... I'd probably look like I'd just swapped my banjo for a bike.
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Oi, you two shut up, I'm right on the cusp of buying some of those ... I'm gonna wear 'em shirtless when the sun comes back :-bd
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Bearbonesnorm wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:46 pm Oi, you two shut up, I'm right on the cusp of buying some of those ... I'm gonna wear 'em shirtless when the sun comes back :-bd
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I would also be in the market for some slimmish baggies with braces, in black though
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Just say the word and they are on their way to you
I assume they're small? I'm more of a medium kinda build.
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"I would also be in the market for some slimmish baggies with braces, in black though"

Any good?
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Perfect!

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Those shorts do look like a modern fabric version of lederhosen, which given the current oxymoron that is “modern retro” is perfect:)
That said, I quite like them☺️
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RIP wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:51 pm Image
:-bd
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Bloody hell!! My eBay "suggestions" panel is now full of leather shorts!
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BigdummySteve wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:23 pm
RIP wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:51 pm Image
:-bd
Top stuff HOTT, I'm glad someone twigged it.
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lune ranger wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:23 pm Forget braces, I’m all about the dungarees - just about live in mine at the moment :-bd
Don't you mean "Baggy denim bib-longs" ?(coming to a niche cycling store, soon)
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belugabob wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:28 pm
lune ranger wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:23 pm Forget braces, I’m all about the dungarees - just about live in mine at the moment :-bd
Don't you mean "Baggy denim bib-longs" ?(coming to a niche cycling store, soon)
Actually, though I hate to say it in public , they’re organic hemp canvas dungarees :lol:
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RIP wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 9:25 pm
BigdummySteve wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:23 pm
RIP wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:51 pm Image
:-bd
Top stuff HOTT, I'm glad someone twigged it.
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Dave Barter wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:37 pm
K1100T wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:01 pm I quite like the look of these Polaris ones, apart from the length...

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Oh dear, oh dear.
My tongue in cheek post has been rather misinterpreted.
Some thoughts on the replies I've bothered reading: If the shoe fits. You're just so precious. Offence by proxy is sublime narcissism.
What's the problem here? Isn't it just varying degrees of piss-taking?
You've got the idea.

I have nothing against braces, nor Harley-Davidson type bikes, nor wealthy investors. The image comprising all three did strike me as 'odd'.

I may even take to wearing braces whilst riding, as a sort of badge of honour / symbol ;-)
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If the shoe fits. You're just so precious. Offence by proxy is sublime narcissism.
Easy.. I don't think anyone took any offence (or would fit the hipster shoe). From me it was a bit of an eyes-wide / eye roll at a ramble that seemed all about stereotyping and negativity.

Offence by proxy as narcissism has been said/read before in similar context, often misplaced- saying stereotyping and all that stuff is daft isn't taking offence, it's simply pointing it out. In general it's not saying anything about you personally from what I can see, it wasn't your post that was being commented on. Or, are you offended at the replies to someone else? :wink: ( :smile: really, just to be clear)
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mfezela wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:05 pm If the shoe fits. You're just so precious. Offence by proxy is sublime narcissism.
What's the problem here? Isn't it just varying degrees of piss-taking?
You've got the idea.
Piss taking is always about being offensive, albeit in a (usually) good natured way. To start a thread that's entirely based on taking the piss, then criticising people for taking offence seems somewhat perverse.
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The trouble with braces is that they will slowly morph into something else....

- industry will add load carrying pouches to braces,
- someone will note that if they add a cross strap between the braces the load is more stable.
- then they'll advertise the fact that if you added water storage to braces that bottles won;t get much in bottle cages.
- they they'll bring an ergonomics expert that states having the load on the rider is better than on bike

.... and i'll have to sell all my bikepacking bags and go back to wearing a rucksack as fashion dictates thats best...
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I am always reminded of this whenever someone gets too het up about hipsters:

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