It is weird how people have singled out bog roll as the must have item. Don't they know each sheet has 2 sides* so that doubles the usage. I can see that if you are at home for 2 weeks you'd need to have enough to get through but how many sheets do they use at a time?
I had good old fashioned normal flu over Christmas a couple of years back. I spent 5 days either in bed or laid on the sofa watching non-stop episodes of Railroad Alaska. I don't recall eating much over those 5 days and I would only have needed a handful of sheets of loo roll to have got through them.
* information provided by Stu in an old thread