Bouncing around like an excited spaniel waiting to see if I won the newsletter comp...

I never win anything.

I'm afraid not - the winner this time was Sean but at least you keep your 100% record of never winning owt intact

Not sure if that's a Hooray or a Boo then

I saw an online rumour today that she had "popped off"

I hope Sean gets a T-shirt that he caan't wear in front of her as well (see what I did there)

I'm amazed I managed to get in before Dave 'fast fingers' Barter

u02sgb wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:36 am Not sure if that's a Hooray or a Boo then

Assuming that the competitions continue I'll restrain from entering in future to improve your chances. I'm lucky that in my job I can read my personal emails (and post on here) and no one notices, so that's probably an unfair advantage?

Should have read the forum before e-mailing an answer but hey ho.

Amazing how I can't remember last week but a snotty anthem from way back comes straight to mind.

u02sgb wrote: ↑Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:36 am Not sure if that's a Hooray or a Boo then

Most definitely a "Hooray"... in fact I have a story about not winning anything: During my last agency job (with a firm called Pulse) I had managed to accumulate a £100 bonus by taking on shifts at places which don't pay very well... Not that Pulse pay very well anyway. The scheme of 'grab as many shifts as you can' was due to mature this December but at some point Pulse realised they just weren't squeezing enough pennies out of us.

So they changed the goalposts and decided to cancel that offer of 'earn the bonus' but instead told us we would have our bonus points for a prize draw

I told em I never win owt at prize draws and can I just have my dosh... That if I didnt get my hard earned dosh (cycled to Scarborough for tint shifts to earn that) then I'd be leaving. I handed in my notice a few weeks later after the ossue had gone right to the top. Funny thing is I kept getting emails about 'Refer a Friend'and get a £200 bonus Thick idiots...

My wife wins all the stuff in our house, so to be fair I probably don't miss out. Maybe I should sign her up...