Anyone able to help Simon Warren
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Anyone able to help Simon Warren
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/routes/se ... ain-425069
In a nutshell he's trying to create UKs toughest (steepest I think he might mean) 100km loop. The report is of his time in the North Y Moors but seems he's open to suggestions... I imagine its all road he's talking of finding (or road bikeable and I'm sure he won't mind a brindleway here or there if it has meaning to join the roads... like we do to join up the trails with roads )..
Maybe someone might have a perfect suggestion...
In a nutshell he's trying to create UKs toughest (steepest I think he might mean) 100km loop. The report is of his time in the North Y Moors but seems he's open to suggestions... I imagine its all road he's talking of finding (or road bikeable and I'm sure he won't mind a brindleway here or there if it has meaning to join the roads... like we do to join up the trails with roads )..
Maybe someone might have a perfect suggestion...
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Rather sadly, this part of mid-Wales has a very high number of stupidly steep / long road climbs ... but most roadies don't know it exists aside from the Devil's Staircase, which is actually quite tame compared to many.
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
When I was going to do Devils Staircase... After a shift at work on night. I still remember seeing a mad person in a corsa or something come round the corner at like 50 or 60 whilst I had stopped in car to rest... It was long after that and near to DS that I threw in the towel of trying to comolete his (Simon Warren) 100 list... Went to Shropsire and did stuplidly steep Asterton Bank and Burway instead (which brought back memories of fear on top of the Long Mynd and thinking I'm gonna slip off on a road bike (although I will be coming in early July for a charity ride thats raising money for the Yemen crisis I believe and there'll be a lovely BBQ at the end (if anyone interested )...Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 3:51 pm Rather sadly, this part of mid-Wales has a very high number of stupidly steep / long road climbs ... but most roadies don't know it exists aside from the Devil's Staircase, which is actually quite tame compared to many.
That paragraph has become intermigled and doesnt make much sense but... I'll just leave it there
Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Something like this:
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/30105364
Still some distance to play with, but no way i'd want to ride it
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/30105364
Still some distance to play with, but no way i'd want to ride it
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Hope you got Shibden wall and (maybe sadistically) Trooper Lane in therr Chew... If someone doesnt twitter link this to him then I will when I manage to fogure out how/get chanceChew wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2019 10:48 pm Something like this:
https://ridewithgps.com/routes/30105364
Still some distance to play with, but no way i'd want to ride it
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Looks like someone's looking for free magazine copy or book content. Whatever happened to the comics employing people to research and write such articles, victim of the everything for free on't titnernet I suppose. Wouldn't be that difficult to put something brutal together around here but then I'm not in the UK.
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Just remembered that I knocked this up sometime ago. Too long for what yer man wants but would certainly make a painful, yet enjoyable day out for those with the legs for it.
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Pistonbroke: you mean them using the forums/people to help create their spread?? (Might not twitter it across after all??)
Stu, that route looks nausea and vomit inducing given the right conditions
Chew, your route looks tame compared to Stus... sp might give it a shot myself instead (when I'm feeling brave)...
Stu, that route looks nausea and vomit inducing given the right conditions
Chew, your route looks tame compared to Stus... sp might give it a shot myself instead (when I'm feeling brave)...
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Out of interest... Have you got a linkBearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 11:12 am Just remembered that I knocked this up sometime ago. Too long for what yer man wants but would certainly make a painful, yet enjoyable day out for those with the legs for it.
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
I can send you a gpx file?Out of interest... Have you got a link
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Thanks Stu. Yes please... I might ride it as a private event or a group ride - (sorry... Just been catching up on 'Really') - after having assessed it against my knees and bike weight...Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 4:34 pmI can send you a gpx file?Out of interest... Have you got a link
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Warning: grumpy old twit rant.....
I don’t get all these super hard machismo routes. Surely you go up hills for views and then cracking descents followed by cake. It’s why I’d only Everest a hill if I accidentally left my wallet on it multiple times. I’m definitely getting old as I feel the joy is being sucked out of cycling by a need to super-achieve. I blame Strava.
ps. Devon will definitely do for Yorkshire but we keep it to ourselves down here.
I don’t get all these super hard machismo routes. Surely you go up hills for views and then cracking descents followed by cake. It’s why I’d only Everest a hill if I accidentally left my wallet on it multiple times. I’m definitely getting old as I feel the joy is being sucked out of cycling by a need to super-achieve. I blame Strava.
ps. Devon will definitely do for Yorkshire but we keep it to ourselves down here.
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Aye must be an age thing. And Strava. Rode up and down Snowdon once but can't now remember for the life of me why. Might have been a view at the top judging by the number of people up there who didn't seem to have bikes with them.
Never mind the super hard machismo sub-genre - just route, sorry Route, full-stop gets up my nose. The whole 'here's a Route I've knocked up' thing is totally out of control in my book. Should put all those people in the same room as the 'can someone send me a gpx please for X' crowd and lock the door on the love-in .
Now THAT is grumpy.
PS. I wouldn't just be having cake at the bottom I'd take some up there to scoff with the view as well.
PPS. Snowdon - I remember now: C2H5OH had been taken.
Never mind the super hard machismo sub-genre - just route, sorry Route, full-stop gets up my nose. The whole 'here's a Route I've knocked up' thing is totally out of control in my book. Should put all those people in the same room as the 'can someone send me a gpx please for X' crowd and lock the door on the love-in .
Now THAT is grumpy.
PS. I wouldn't just be having cake at the bottom I'd take some up there to scoff with the view as well.
PPS. Snowdon - I remember now: C2H5OH had been taken.
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
I don't think you can blame Strava. Folk have been undertaking all sorts of extreme cycle challenges for a very long time
FWIW, sitting down withthe the mapping and trying to find a route myself seems much more fun than just asking other folk.
FWIW, sitting down withthe the mapping and trying to find a route myself seems much more fun than just asking other folk.
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Hang on a minute, I realise I've just insulted 'Routes's forum name! Sorry Colin
(pedantry corner: yes I know the 's' after the second apostrophe isn't 'correct' but it's weird without it).
(pedantry corner: yes I know the 's' after the second apostrophe isn't 'correct' but it's weird without it).
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Oh yes. I've always considered everesting to indicate a lack of imagination* and Strava, well it's for people with small nobs innit?**I don’t get all these super hard machismo routes. Surely you go up hills for views and then cracking descents followed by cake. It’s why I’d only Everest a hill if I accidentally left my wallet on it multiple times. I’m definitely getting old as I feel the joy is being sucked out of cycling by a need to super-achieve. I blame Strava.
In my defence - the above route, does contain some lovely views, big grin inducing descents and cake options and is best suited to those well endowed
*no offence obviously.
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'no offence' (*)- you're not fooling any of us, or you're going soft Stu. Issue yourself with a couple of those new stickers immediately .
(*) see also: "I'll behave" . I'm getting a bit concerned for you, is there owt we can do to help? )
(*) see also: "I'll behave" . I'm getting a bit concerned for you, is there owt we can do to help? )
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Re: Anyone able to help Simon Warren
Give over, did you miss the bit where I managed to insult a great swathe of the cycling population in a single post?you're going soft Stu. Issue yourself with a couple of those new stickers immediately .
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