If I was going to wish for a unicorn on a stick, then I'd go for 'exciting with a boring bail out option'. Something with some singletrack would be great, but ideally no hike-a-bike.

Anyone got any suggestsions for a York to Hebden route? Ideally as off road as possible, but doable in 2(?) days?

I'm a bit lost once it gets past Leeds.

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Just entered for the first time. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm sure it's going to be fun of some type.

I'm new to this bikepacking thing, so I'll go with 'do some bikepacking'. Wishlist: IronMan UK (Bolton) - already entered, so that's the first half of the year wiped out. The Cairngorm Loop - For sanity restoration after above. As many Bivvi nights and bikepacking trips as I can get in, as a break f...

2 x Schwalbe G-One Allround, in 35C flavour. For the commuter / off-road-road bike.
Hopefully have a bit more grip than the slidey things made of slidey slideness that are on there at the mo.