^ good post that. PERSONALLY LIABLE. Tends to concentrate the mind a bit. I've heard that the food in Her Majesty's involuntary residential establishments is not what it used to be so best steer clear of them if possible. I'm just gearing up to do a bit more Bikeability and coaching this Autumn to k...

Always something to enjoy in your reports Sean. Liked the "700 years" quote about the railings - Elfen Safety innit. Knitted thingies are great. I once went through a little village on the coast north of Barmouth (Llanbedr? Talybont?) and there were loads of them, some life size, some not....

Thanks Phil, that's ace. The bikes! The clothes! The beards!

Swerve ball here ... I've also got a Ribz pack that I keep thinking would be great for colder rides (probably too hot otherwise*) as everything is easily to hand. *could actually prove useful on really cold rides. https://www.upadowna.org/wp-content/uploads/mail.jpeg I'm sure those are part of the ...

BigdummySteve wrote: ↑Tue Aug 24, 2021 11:18 am
Pineapples are the devils work,some people actually put them on pizzas

What, whole ones? I'm pretty partial to a chunk of pineapple now then, but that does seem a bit like too much of a good thing.

I've run out of MTB/Clouseau innuendo now. We need Stu or Rich3rd to pop by and keep us going. Possibly a riff on 'nailing that berm' or something . It could veer into 'Allo 'Allo country too.

:-bd I thought I'd killed this thread stone dead with my expose. Thank you for rescuing it :smile: . Is it me, i'd be afraid for you sliding off side-wayz when rail-in' dem rad berms, dude. Keep it real.! :ugeek: What is this 'berm' of which you speak? Since we are conversing about posteriors are yo...

(and dustpan and brush!)

A superb example of deluxe accom there Lu. Would've been straight in there. Brand new roof too as a treat.

Tested that there new 'Twin Cheeks' (or Professor Plums as Stu might call it) saddle. No more razor blades for me from now on, thank you. It's excellent. No sore 'bits' at all and very comfy, as I suppose you'd expect when your sit-bones are, well, sitting rather than perching like they have done wi...

Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Sat Aug 21, 2021 6:01 pm 2 wheels at the back and one at the front tends to mean 'tippy' ...

Clarkson/Reliant-style.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQh56geU0X8

Can I have your autograph please Tim? As a sort of second-best for not having Locky's? Met him eh, you lucky booger.

Been watching some of his stuff too, brilliant memories. One that had me crying tears of laughter was the 'Carrot in a Box' competition; simple, obvious but brilliant :lol: :lol: Only just discovered that 'carrot' and 'w&nk' were in the same episode! Along with his greatest achievement in life ...

Yep, pic please. Talking of exits (sorry Stu, I've turned it back :smile: . You'll have to restart the ball again now :lol: ), Sean Lock's sad early departure has left us the poorer. Superb off-the-wall humourist. Brilliant shock-and-awe lines. A bit like Frankie Boyle but Sean's shocks were much mo...

Good thing to share :-bd IMO better to talk about death than hide it away behind flowery language and metaphorical net curtains. :-bd Also good to inject some humour, unless it was a bad exit. Even then... hmm... Anyway, no Bach's Toccata and Fugue at my send-off please, Entry Of The Clowns for Reg...

November. You lot are all crackers and one salutes your Bonerness.

Second I was strangely privileged to be part of a community That privilege has now been passed on to us, your BBB neighbours (or indeed, perhaps stretching the point, family - we've said it before). It is our privilege that you've chosen to share it with us. A little part of me has been affected an...

.... with the next ridiculous experiment in the ongoing saddle saga. Smaller than I expected which is good. Remember with this one the two "halves" can be adjusted sideways depending on how commodious your rear is! Will report back once tested. The previous attempt certainly stopped all ru...

161, it's a good map Reg. Oh, it might also be mentioned that apparently we will be following what I believe is known as 'a route', due to certain constraints which may become clear in the fullness of time. It's been explained to me what 'a route' is. I'm not sure I fully understand the concept, an...

The farmers are looking forward to your visit Reg, apparently it has been quite a dry year so far and they need some rain... :wink: Perhaps you could reassure them by sending a link to the ridiculous caper that your good self, MaM, Pickers and Reg 'enjoyed' at exactly this time two or three years a...

Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:46 am 161, it's a good map Reg.

It certainly is. Peter mentions farmers, but I'm sure you will have already sussed that being Reg & Co we'll be visiting bits of that map where we're most unlikely to be troubling any farmers .

... with OS LR 148 and 161 from dash4it for an upcoming jape with some esteemed residents of this parish....

htrider wrote: ↑Wed Aug 18, 2021 7:54 pm Fill yer boots

But surely you'd end up with purple feet then, which would be even harder to explain to the missus than a purple tongue? Unless you'd also just been on a Winter Bivvy and got frostbite.

Or did you mean to type "Phil, yer boots"?

For a 101-year old you'd probably want to uprate it a notch or two over average .