GregMay wrote: ↑Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:48 am

Bearbonesnorm wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:14 pm

And more nice people,

Yeah but in truth I tend to only notice the cocks

They often stick out.

Knob gags are just great, aren't they .

Yeah, thanks V, sorry about the radio silence. So I've decided to tag my ride onto the back of an outing with two of my bestie Normal mates, who I've been out with for the past two days. I'll bivvy out tonight, then start at about 9.30 tomorrow at a cafe for brekkie, which will no doubt be a brick ...

River pollution stories from Wales and Somerset .

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-61030312

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-60957783

Perhaps these belong in the "What are you drinking now?" thread?

I've just discovered some old geezer with a folding bicycle kipping in my shed . I wonder what that's all about .

"It's nice to be important; but it's more important to be nice" (Railway ticket bloke at Manchester Piccadilly) .

"Better to be 10 minutes late in this life, than 20 years too early in the next" (my dad; who's still here, dispensing wisdom) .

fatbikephil wrote: ↑Sat Feb 05, 2022 12:23 pm An odd motorbike, now and then, in moderation, is perfectly acceptable.

Such as this one?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsZMtdiLJ ... bertMaddox

My new role model. Who needs tail lights, eh?

I suggest asking your GP for a gadget that monitors your breathing overnight whilst you sleep. You may be going through a sleep/wake cycle caused by interrupted breathing patterns.
Simple to monitor, but could provide a few evidence-based courses of action to consider.

Thanks for the offer LB, but I've treated the bike to a new tube and normal service has resumed .

Cheers gents .
I've always aspired to some sort of magnificence, so...

RIP wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 1:38 pm ...rubbery magnificence...

...sounds like the very best kind .

I've just binned an inner tube with 18 patches, which is something of a record for me :-bd . Anyone have one with more, or managed to "join the dots" around the entire tube? Does anyone else still use tubes or am I just stuck, hopelessly, in a bygone era (along with my 26" wheels)? :r...

i usually enjoy christmas, but so far this years edition has been horrible. had a tooth out on wednesday,it has gone wrong, been on tramadol since then. and worse than anything, we had to take our 14 year old labrador to the vets last night.she has been poorly for a week. she had kidney failure, so...

Another Christmas fan here, particularly since my son decided to embrace the fabulousness of it a few years ago and spends all of December being relentlessly up-beat (it's also his birthday month :YMPARTY: ) :-bd . It's been great to observe the explosion of twinkly lights around the town, as househ...

Does this help?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59749447

AndreR wrote: ↑Sun Dec 19, 2021 9:39 pm Me too please, can we have one that you pull over your face with a bears face on it please bit like the skull ones that make you look deader than you actually are!

...or one that makes us look happier than we actually are!

There's enough grumpiness in the world already

Just woken-up to no more work until January ; all bikes are working and a massive box of twinkly lights has arrived for the garden (warm white ).

Friday has arrived early .

whitestone wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:38 am... November grey

Ooooo!...mackerel skies, by any chance?

white glitteryness below with purple, salmon pink and baby blue skies above. Ace! :cool: Sounds like you've strayed over from that recent "what colour should I paint my bike?" thread Pete :smile: YEAH BABY!!! :lol: Now I just need to find a deep metallic hot rod orange sunset :cool: .

Went for a pre-dawn razz around local Narnia. Crunchy white glitteryness below with purple, salmon pink and baby blue skies above. Ace!

Is that "a thing"?

Regional correspondence suggests "yes", hereabouts

https://www.instagram.com/p/CV5ce5ptD9G ... =copy_link

UnderTheRadars wrote: ↑Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:57 pm Police policy on stopping tw@s on mopeds changed some time ago, they can now make ‘tactical contact’

https://youtu.be/rIeFlRpaync

https://youtu.be/V6oP28s2bv4

Yay for coppers!
About time, too .

RIP wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 6:30 pm Oh and of course the weather's been perfect since my last BaM-with-deluge-with-Bob so guess what this week's is forecast....

Moist?

Have you considered the classic "Penistone to Cockermouth Danglemug Divide", BTW? Will probably be on BP.com sooner or later .

Prior to visiting your local station to reserve a bike place, it helps to have a quick look on www.nationalrail.co.uk to find trains with the fewest changes for your long-distance journey.
It makes reserving simpler and takes the worry out of making connections .

Just call me Loretta wrote: ↑Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:44 pm

MuddyPete wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:02 pm my 26" Orange P7 doesn't attract as much attention from "the ladies"

Mine does - must be something else you're [not] doing Pete .

Sounds a good laff weekend though!

Perhaps I just need to "Be More Reg" .

Or Loretta .

Just back from a weekend bimbling and jazz-riding around The Lakes with 5 ex-colleagues. Coniston & Little Langdale. Loads of pubs: excellent fun. Highlight for me was Saturday's nocturnal race to the pub, razzing through the woods for a mile with Matt on my tail, like a pair of Harrier jump jet...

RIP wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 5:45 pm

TheBrownDog wrote: ↑Mon Sep 06, 2021 4:29 pm little tables

with mini candelabra?

As I say, we're just jealous mate

Ahem!

RIP wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:24 pm