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by gairym
Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:01 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: Way off topic, Photoshop
Replies: 16
Views: 176

Re: Way off topic, Photoshop

If you're not bothered about it being the latest version then Photoshop CS2 is available free with the unlock code via various places on t'interweb.

I've been using it since it was current and feel no need to pay for the newer versions.
by gairym
Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

So, how is that different from (from a risk to a third party point of view) two days “excercise” rides and a long rest in between? I really can’t see how it is. The difference is that one is allowed and the other isn't. One is following the rules and likely to keep things nice and friendly between ...
by gairym
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:51 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: Fatfighters 2020
Replies: 88
Views: 2113

Re: Fatfighters 2020

I'm foooooking ma-hoo-sive! No need to destroy any scales to know that! Just emerging from a period of feeling very, VERY down about things and starting to monitor what I'm shoveling in as well as finding motivation to sit through the misery of the turbo trainer again so hopeful of shifting some gir...
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:06 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:18 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: Virtual BAM ... you know you want to
Replies: 69
Views: 919

Re: Virtual BAM ... you know you want to

htrider wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:12 pm
You can turn vision off Gari so people only hear your voice!
Sure, I'll happily leave my mic on all night to let everyone hear my nocturnal noises but you can sure I'll not be reciprocating as if I wanted to be kept up all night with farting and snoring I'd stay inside with the wife and kids ;)
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Ok here's a more positive question to my last somewhat dark outpouring. When its all over what yer gonna do? (don't speculate on when, just the what) My daily constitutional was a walk today (because I'm planning an epic BAM tonight :wink: ) which reminded me that my plan, such as it was, for this ...
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:04 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: Virtual BAM ... you know you want to
Replies: 69
Views: 919

Re: Virtual BAM ... you know you want to

I'd been thinking about getting back in on the BAM action then, just as my back got better (vaguely working and without 24/7 pain), BOOM, it's only the blimmin' end of the world as we know it... :-bd So, in theory, I'm interested in a garden-based BAM and quite possibly up for doing it on a set nigh...
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:41 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Yep. There's a bit of self-fulfilling prophecy about it. I watched it happen in Italy and Spain saying to mates here that we'd better be careful otherwise we'd be next. Then it came here and everybody took the piss and now it's 1 hour per day of outside time only within 1km with a form filled in to...
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:10 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

ScotRoutes wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:04 am
I reckon everyone knows a full lock down is coming anyway and are simply looking to make the most of what freedom they have before it is taken away from them.
Thus ensuring that it happens :-bd
by gairym
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:10 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

So because people are treating this as a holiday it wont be long before none of us are cycling more than 10 mins from our house... and yeah, we could stay indoors significantly more than we apparently are. But it seems we're willing to do it up to the point where we decide it negatively affects our...
by gairym
Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:50 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: What you done t' your bike today
Replies: 437
Views: 26500

Re: What you done t' your bike today

I'll tell you what I did to my bike today..... .....I blimmin' well rode it! Admittedly it was around the garden participating with my 6 and 8 year olds on an MTB skills course I've made for them. Highlights include: the balance beam (1m long, 10cm wide, 10cm off the ground), the seesaw, the tree st...
by gairym
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:18 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: Project Virus
Replies: 67
Views: 1175

Re: Project Virus

I have 98% of the equipment I need to build my new 50 litre home brewery, but I'm now working from the brew shed. If I build it, I've got no where to put it and no room to brew... 🤷‍♂️ This is perfect! I have space and thirst but no brewing kit. You work out the postage, I'll pay it and every wins,...
by gairym
Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:51 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

you can go out for one cycle ride whilst self isolating- he never specfified a time or distance which i am sure some will latch on to. i think i will just cycle to work You guys are just about to begin the same arguments and discussions we've been having here for the past week. Here's what I sugges...
by gairym
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Lazarus wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:33 pm
rather assumes the UK population wish to heed the advice - seems like they did not yesterday with the first bit of nce weather
Which, based on recent UK choices and behaviour, seems a tad naive, no?
by gairym
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:24 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

^ what he said!

Pretty much what I've been saying.

There's trying not to worry people, easing in new rules so as to not startle folks etc... and then there's procrastinating and doing nowt to the extent that you've missed the boat.
by gairym
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:49 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

pistonbroke wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:43 pm
A real shame as some are over 200 years old and chopping them up for firewood seems sacrilege.
Damn it, nooooo!

I'm a cabinet maker, what's the chance my note to leave the house for work purposes would cover me driving down there to pick up a few trees worth of wood???
by gairym
Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Anyone thinking a lockdown may happen soon, very soon? Despite not even living in the UK any more I'm genuinely bemused/shocked/terrified that it's taken this long for BJ and buddies to do anything meaningful at all. I effectively can't cycle at all right now and have no idea when it'll next be a p...
by gairym
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:48 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

I share your pain Duncan.

My view and nearby trails are similarly glorious and unavailable.

It's not forever!

Soon....
by gairym
Fri Mar 20, 2020 12:54 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: Fatfighters 2020
Replies: 88
Views: 2113

Re: Fatfighters 2020

FLV wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:23 am
Pump track build in the garden? I reckon if you use a small spade and do it manual that will get you fit

*might not help your back
My back is the only reason that the above isn't already a realty! :-bd
by gairym
Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:38 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: Fatfighters 2020
Replies: 88
Views: 2113

Re: Fatfighters 2020

I've no f*©king idea how much I weigh today and I don't want to know :cry: After six weeks of crappy spine induced inactivity I'm now in the first (of many, many, many) week(s) of lockdown induced inactivity. Tits! I'll drag my festering turd of a carcass onto some industrial scales soon and note th...
by gairym
Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:23 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Oh no :( Was there a specific catalyst for this move or was it always coming? They said gentle exercise not far from home. Then they specified NOT training and not too far or remote in response to people taking the piss. So folk carried on. And now things are the same as in Italy and Spain - way to...
by gairym
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:58 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: If we close up for a bit...
Replies: 453
Views: 8483

Re: If we close up for a bit...

Well that's that!

No recreational cycling at all here in France now.

Selfish ass-hats who just couldn't help themselves by being reasonable have ruined it for everyone.

See you on the other side of lockdown.....
by gairym
Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:47 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: Tell me three things that...
Replies: 42
Views: 883

Re: Tell me three things that...

Having said that.....

I'm struggling not to include the sound of nothing but nature.

Right now I'll swap that for the wife/kids (day 3 of total lockdown). :-bd
by gairym
Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:45 pm
Forum: General banter
Topic: Tell me three things that...
Replies: 42
Views: 883

Re: Tell me three things that...

ton wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:33 am
1. my wife, children and grandchildren, especially my 1 month old grandson...….he is vaguely exciting.

2. riding my bike, on road, off road, touring, commuting, pottering.

3. really good quality beer.
I don't have a grandchild but other than that, what he said ^
by gairym
Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:32 am
Forum: General banter
Topic: I did not sleep well that night.
Replies: 21
Views: 987

Re: I did not sleep well that night.

My two favourite crap nights out: 1. Chased up a tree (in only my shreddies) by a family of about 20 wild boar. I sat there shouting at them getting colder and colder as they ignored me and wandered round, nibbled my kit and generally did whatever they wanted until they got bored and wandered off. 2...