WRT Swear Words

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Dave Barter
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WRT Swear Words

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Struggling to decide on which profanities to bring with me to WRT

Was thinking "f**k", "tw*t" and "w*nker" would be enough but looking at the BBC Website this morning it seems I might need a "b**lock" as well?
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I can heartily recommend both a**ebiscuits and f**ksocks. Weigh next to nothing and can be applied in multiple situations ideal bikepacking words in my experience
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I'd be highly impressed if you could manage a, 'f*ck me, this f*cking f*ckers f*cking f*cked' should something break or malfunction over the weekend.
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I also keep a "je**s sh**ting d*cknip*les" in the bottom of my bag for emergencies when everything else has failed!
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I find a hefty dose of "f*ckwad" gets things started, closely followed by the perennial favourite of my FIL, "lopsided c*nt muscle".

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I find you often make up extra words by adding 'ing' to the end. They also go from being a noun to an adjective
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Should that be called adjectiving?
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My preference is for 'Cockwomble'
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I direct you to the Aussie legend Kevin Wilson who may provide a fitting sound track

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5Kq0hJwzY

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Not specific swear words, but f*ck weighing the same as a small child and trying to cycle in the wind. Also, f*ck the c*nts who think it's ok to overtake me and only leave me an inch of room.

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