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Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:46 am
by Bearbonesnorm
Given the superb weather I've decided that some light weight shorts may be in order. Nearly all the cycling stuff I've looked at is either pretty heavy looking (so no different to what I already have) or comes with an attached liner/pad (which I don't wear).

I've started looking at general outdoor shorts, walking, running, etc but many seem to be cotton which I'm thinking won't really be ideal .... so, can anyone suggest any light weight shorts, above knee length rather than 'just covers your arse' length would be great?

The only think I've seen so far that might fit the bill are Montane Terra shorts.

Ta

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:43 am
by Zippy
Board shorts?

I've no idea really :lol: :oops:

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:15 am
by composite
I reviewed the Funkier MTB Baggy Shorts not so long ago. I think they probably fit the bill perfectly. http://www.composite-projects.co.uk/201 ... ng-review/
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Got that at CRC http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Mode ... elID=89616

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:22 am
by composite
Oh yeah I think I have a pair of Animal Free style shorts which are very similar that have never been worn. I bought 2 pairs in a sale (was told they came up small, which they didn't) then I also promptly lost 20lbs training hard and so they are a bit big. I'll still wear the other pair for commuting but I'm sure I didn't even open the packaging on the second pair. They are a large and suitable for about a 34" waist. I'll check tonight and take a photo if you might be interested.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:29 am
by Bearbonesnorm
They are a large and suitable for about a 34" waist. I'll check tonight and take a photo if you might be interested
Cheers Composite but they'll be a bit big for my svelt 30" waist ... I'll check out the Funkier shorts.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:57 am
by chris n
Rohan Outrider are good. Quite a loose cut, just above knee length, couple of pockets and quick drying stretchy fabric with a lined waistband.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:49 pm
by Adrian Brewster
Prana bouldering/yoga shorts. Mine are ancient and discontinued but Mojos look good http://www.prana.com/mojo-short.html?color=Auburn

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:30 pm
by Dan_K
Shave and talc :shock:

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 1:38 pm
by sillybigfella
Dan_K wrote:Shave and talc :shock:
I agree, back, sack and crack - can't go wrong.....

Talc? You must be one of these soft lads with gears on your bike. A splash of Old Spice and I'm ready to rock and roll.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:01 pm
by Bearbonesnorm
Shave and talc
I'd consider it but I fear the stubble would chafe flatfishy's chin :shock:
I agree, back, sack and crack - can't go wrong.....
You can tell you've bought a road bike ;)

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:44 pm
by Taylor
s8tannorm wrote:
Shave and talc
I'd consider it but I fear the stubble would chafe flatfishy's chin :shock:

Eh?????? :shock:

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:07 pm
by Bearbonesnorm
Eh??????
Only joking :D

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:57 pm
by Ian
I just bought some Solomon running shorts for precisely this reason. Very light and cool you hardly know you're wearing them. Wore them on Saturday, which was the hottest day of the year so far and my swallocks were fine.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:15 am
by FLV
I'm prone to going Lycra only occasionally...

Otherwise I have a thin pair of fox shorts and a very thin pair of endura something's, hum bee super lite or summat...

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:29 am
by Firmo
Lycra EVERY time.

Baggy shorts get in the way!

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:49 pm
by Dan_K
I tend to roll with lycra and save baggies for winter/looking cool.

I'm more of a roadie though and appreciate lycra for it's efficient qualities (lightweight, quick drying, publicly displaying tackle).

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:46 am
by 99percentchimp
I've got some older versions of Race Face Canucks.. nice and light but I just go with lycra if it's really hot.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:10 am
by Bearbonesnorm
At present a pair of cheap ('cos I'm tight) Karrimor runing shorts from Field & Trek look to be winning.

I fully understand the whole lycra thing and the benefits but I do like a bit of air round 'em, if you know what I mean ;)

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:22 pm
by ianfitz
yep, lycra only at this time of year.

I've been using a pair of Howies seamless bibshorts recently. they are super comfy.

Re: Avoiding Betty Swallocks.

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:58 pm
by didnothingfatal
Rub the old boy with a Alum block, for shorts Haglofs Lizards take some beating. A good waxing helps too :shock: