https://odditymall.com/crapstrap-hands- ... ping-strap

If the strap or tree snapped the out come would be messy!

It weighs too much.
And not as relaxing as two suitably flat stones positioned either side of a hole, with a nice view.

Or....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RoMaS1pzOE

I have a good friend who needs to hold on to a tree for a poo. Never seen him do it, but I trust him.

This, or better, an adopted self made sling would make a fantastic x-mas present for him.

Since he spends most time outdoors in forests it'd be perfect.
For those moments above the treeline, off label use of a Pole-A-Bear. Dialled pooing!

Are they elasticated? A sudden release of "ballast" might result in an unfortunate head / tree trunk interface.

I think I've seen it all now. And do people really buy this stuff? Is it a "buy it, but never ever use it" type thing? A bit like car bead seat covers and 12V vacuums for the car.

$40 seems like a bargain.

I am so glad they used a Mannequin and not a real Model!
"What`s the highlight of your Modelling career?"

"My best work was hanging from a strap pretending to $hit in the woods"

Er what exactly does 'hands free' mean?

A ratchet strap from Screwfix would do the same job for a lot less money.

I'd have thought retching would need support for the other end?

I really hope the designer of this takes it onto “Dragon’s Den” for investment to see their reaction. If it’s got any Green credentials Deborah Meaden would invest

Hilarious