Ridiculously warm night. Well Reg, if you will bring your winter -10c PHD Hispar 400 what do you expect. The deer barked themselves hoarse during the night, then an enormous, but short, thunderstorm kicked off. As a result of my open-plan sleeping arrangements I had a superb view of the proceedings. Then the heavy rain started. At some point I saw a lunatic mountain biker riding past in the pissing rain. Which idiot would be out in this at this time in the morning? Answer: see above, re collapsing hammock, as we later discovered.
Anyway, we all survived the deluge, and packed up and away by 07.30. In fact I was as dry as a bone, proving that a simple tarp can handle pretty much any weather conditions contrary to what some may think. No bivvy bag either. The only downside of the tarp is, as it's silnylon, it weighs a ton during rain and is a devil to pack. Maybe I "need" an 8 x 10 DCF one to go with my 7 x 9 DCF. Although Ben reckoned there's yet another new wonder fabric that weighs less than DCF, cheaper, blah blah. We set off in the pissing rain, which is definitely BBB Standard Bikepacking Weather. The roads were flooded, cars were crashing into each other, cars were drowning in lakes on the roads etc etc. We sloshed our way aqueously to a very snazzy cafe in Chalfont St Giles (yes, yes, off you go..... "ooh, ouch, arg, ooh, me chalfonts".... etc etc). A classic BBB Chilterns establishment it served avocado on sourdough or in wraps, plus a turmeric oat latte whatever one of those may be. Full breakfasts all round.
By this time the roads were awash, and so were we. At one point, bafflingly we saw a bloke walking towards us in the downpour. He was wearing a tracksuit. On the way back from the gym perhaps? "There's a big deep ford back there", quoth he. How did he navigate it we wondered?
Like a bunch of amateurs we made our way back to Berkhamsted mainly on-road, although they were easily mistaken for rivers. Then again, we were laughing our heads off at the lunacy. Reg The Rain God strikes again!
But of course, when we were within a mile of base, the deluge stopped, the sun came out and we were now far too hot!
Another Chilterns jape concluded then. It was great to meet the guys, and I think we should be having a Chilterns Autumn Thing next April.
No cheese was harmed in the making of this ride.
Although, strangely, one Ti V peg snapped. Not entirely sure how, considering I was pitched on leaf-mould.
'Reg'
PS> Oh, kit chat: my now standard "storm garb" worked perfectly again. Sports sandals (easy to slip on/off, quick-dry), waterproof socks, Madison Tempest shorts, no shreddies, Berghaus Paclite troosers, bamboo base top, 325g fleece, Marmot Essence jacket (195g, superb bit of gear, armpit vents, I think I'm the last of us not to have succumbed to the so-called lure of Outdry, bone-dry underneath after a day of heavy rain), plus BBB "compass" jersey. Warm dry hands, courtesy of windproof, waterproof, breathable, Showa Temres 281 "super marigolds". Again, bone dry inside afterwards, they work in all seasons, not going to bother with any sort of padded "waterproof" gloves etc in future now.