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Here's today's dual use item.
Is it a trowel
Or is it a guard for the downtube?
It's on and off in a second or two, plenty secure enough as a mudguard and plenty strong enough as a trowel. It comes in at 70g but I reckon you could knock 20g off that but doing so would make it less viable as a guard and trowel
Is it a trowel
Or is it a guard for the downtube?
It's on and off in a second or two, plenty secure enough as a mudguard and plenty strong enough as a trowel. It comes in at 70g but I reckon you could knock 20g off that but doing so would make it less viable as a guard and trowel
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That's actually pretty neat
Add another hole and it'll have a third use as a ground anchor in soft conditions
Add another hole and it'll have a third use as a ground anchor in soft conditions
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shoe-horn....
frying pan for one sausage....
frying pan for one sausage....
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That's the second of those I've seen but the other can also be used as one of those wee saddle mudguards.
https://www.merlincycles.com/woho-shove ... 48506.html
https://www.merlincycles.com/woho-shove ... 48506.html
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....before or after you've used it as a poo trowel?
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OK, two sausages then
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AFAIK you are not meant to poo on the trowel.
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I really must get round to reading the instructions on mine....
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Nooooo, that image is going to stay with me
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How're you supposed to lob it over the fence, then?
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Ive taken to picking mine up in a plastic bag and tying it to branches along the path. I like to be helpful.
I'm just going outside ...
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TheBrownDog wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:44 pm Ive taken to picking mine up in a plastic bag and tying it to branches along the path. I like to be helpful.
Why DO people do that though? Expecting the Poo Fairy? LNT. Hah.
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Frying a sausage on a poo trowel - what a good idea. Wonder how many burns of a meths stove you'd need. Can you do a teflon coated one Stu?
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Uhm, non-stick poo trowel.
Well, it appears I now need to produce a poo trowel, mudguard, frying pan hybrid
Well, it appears I now need to produce a poo trowel, mudguard, frying pan hybrid
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Sigh. Poor Stu. Yet another perfectly sound and sensible thread sacrificed on the Altar Of Absurdity. This lockdown is getting to us .
Calling Mr Sean to compound the mayhem...
Calling Mr Sean to compound the mayhem...
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Nice. Just the job for my next dog encounter.
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What a ridiculous tool - no bottle opener or corkscrew. What were they thinking?
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And quickly: we need a Ralph-sized one, pronto .
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He said "frying pan for one sausage", not "frying pan for one's sausage" .
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I've seen Madagascar so I believe I am an expert on simian behaviour. Monkeys throw their poo, usually to create a distraction. This is in fact the origin of the expression 'when the sub standard hits the fan' Thusly, no trowel will be required for Ralph
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Knowing This Place as I now do, I can predict with some accuracy EXACTLY what is coming next on this thread.Borderer wrote: ↑Tue Feb 09, 2021 10:39 pm Monkeys throw their poo, usually to create a distraction
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If monkeys have fans, where do they plug them in?