I spend one evening away watching a documentary about an ultra (It's Easy Until It's Not - about the Danish Backyard Ultra) and the thread descends into this
On topic first (don't worry I'll soon digress) would it need two elastic loops to keep it upright? My mudguard is held on with two large O rings so it stays aligned with the downtube. It stills get rotated around the tube sometimes but it stays in line with it.
Good concept though, would work well in the summer here and I guess all year in Wales. Here in the winter it would have so much mud on it that by the time you'd got it off the downtube you would be cleaner if you'd just dug the hole with your hands
As for Ralph, I wasn't aware he when to the toilet, I assumed he didn't - like the Queen - he also never carries money.
As for monkeys throwing their poo.... about 40 years ago the local adventure park (Robin Hill) had a monkey in a cage just at the entrance. He discovered how to keep himself amused by.. well he.... umm.... anyway, when he had reached the 'climax' of his entertainment he used to throw the... umm.. the... you know... at the cars stopped at the booth where you pay He was something of a legend amongst the school trips. They eventually had to move him, and I assume intervene. as his 'you know' was redder than the teachers faces who were asked what he was doing
Like sh1t off a ...
Moderators: Bearbonesnorm, Taylor, Chew
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
Adventure without risk is Disneyland - Bikemonger
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
They have Seans to do that for them.
- Dave Barter
- Posts: 3614
- Joined: Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:21 pm
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
They have oo oo oooo ooo oosb sockets
Elite keyboard warrior, DNF'er, Swearer
- RIP
- Posts: 9096
- Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:24 pm
- Location: Surfing The Shores Of Sanity Since 1959
- Contact:
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
^ Very good!
"My God, Ponsonby, I'm two-thirds of the way to the grave and what have I done?" - RIP
The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
- Escape Goat
- Posts: 2610
- Joined: Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:41 pm
- Location: Not nearly close enough to Scotland...
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
I like that you know.
My Movie Channel: https://tinyurl.com/YoutubeEG
My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allen.boardman
My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/allen.boardman
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
Mount it the other way round to get a frame protection for all those flimsy carbon frames.
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
Could also be used for purloining an extra portion of chips, during a WRT stopover.
Of course you'd have to distract the owner of the chippy, you cheeky monkey...
Of course you'd have to distract the owner of the chippy, you cheeky monkey...
- RIP
- Posts: 9096
- Joined: Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:24 pm
- Location: Surfing The Shores Of Sanity Since 1959
- Contact:
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
I'd pay good money to see someone try that in the World [In]Famous "Golden Sands Chippy" (*) .
(*) WRT 2016
(*) WRT 2016
"My God, Ponsonby, I'm two-thirds of the way to the grave and what have I done?" - RIP
The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
The sign outside the asylum is the wrong way round.....
"At least you got some stories" - James Acaster
- ledburner
- Posts: 2035
- Joined: Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:47 am
- Location: The worsted place in West Yorkshire,
Re: Like sh1t off a ...
I just found this thread, so apal-logies for being late paar-tee!
It least it comes with an anti-skid sleeve. So keeps your arm sleeves clean & no skid marks below- genius.!
.. So when the the rescuers find you, patch you up and sort out all your Trama,
ya mum will be chuffed you still got clean undercrackers on.!! That really whatatters.
I hope you think you know, what I might of exactly meant.
Warning - may contain value odded typos & ither mythspellings..
Warning - may contain value odded typos & ither mythspellings..