I need help

[BigdummySteve]

As many married boners know only too well a weekend away can cost more than anticipated. After clearing away the devastation in the car I knuckled down and paid the duty. As ‘requested’ I removed the old ceiling fitting and proceeded to fix the fancy new metal Victorian job.
While doing this I dropped one of the 5mm nuts never to be seen again, the only other nuts to be found in the house were.........


Titanium

Tragic beyond words